What Happened Yesterday? Did The Eclipse Mess You Up Too?

Wednesday, July 8, 2009
By Alex D.

17086LunarEclipseIt seemed like a lot of people had momentary insanity yesterday. I’m going to go out on a metaphysical limb and blame the penumbral lunar eclipse. Rare astrological events, although they offend many of the skeptics more than most observable events, seem to cause dramatic changes in many people’s personalities. Did you, or anyone you know, have a temporary freakout yesterday? I didn’t. I knew this was coming. I’m so much cooler than you for being prepared to deal with huge events like eclipses and minute probability mechanisms like quantum particles.

Most of us read a horoscope once in a while. Even if some of us don’t believe in astrology, just the idea that the stars may affect the outcome of a person’s day is enough to get one to scan the Virgo Money-scope from time to time. I know, horoscope, shmoroscope. It’s just a bunch of babble. It’s a parlor trick. You know what I say? Who cares what kind of disbelief a super genius like you – Mr. Skeptic – requires to make it work?! I mean, we can’t even measure electrons accurately, and they’re the basis of most of our physics and chemistry principles – and skeptics would rather focus on a real shadow not changing the human chemistry than they would on a theoretical particle spinning in 11 dimensions?

OK, I rant. Just think about the entire picture, what you believe and what you don’t – there you will find the answers. Sometimes we’re wrong. Sometimes we’re right. Sometimes a big f’in shadow covers the moon and it makes us weird, OK? OK!

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