The Republican Party Should Be Called: The Pretend Party
shhhh don't let 'em know what we talked about, k?
The Republican party should be called the Pretend party. A la: let’s pretend nothing happened for the last 8 years, let’s pretend Sarah Palin is qualified, let’s pretend we didn’t create this economic mess, let’s pretend global warming isn’t real, let’s pretend there are weapons of mass destruction, let’s pretend we care about Iraqi citizens, let’s pretend we are the “values” party, let’s pretend we didn’t ruin the global opinion of this once Good ‘ol, US of A, let’s pretend that the Bush family doesn’t have a history of blood for oil, let’s pretend we’re not “The Government,” let’s pretend we didn’t steal 2 presidential elections in a row, let’s pretend that Nixon never existed, let’s pretend Iran-Contra never happened, let’s pretend that we’re not solely driven by power and money, let’s pretend we don’t use fear to control the weak and the gullible, let’s pretend, let’s pretend, let’s pretend! Everybody!:
Let’s pretend that we support our troops!
Let’s pretend war is not in our plans!
Let’s pretend that half of us aren’t in the Ku Klux Klan!
Let’s pretend those Dems’ll take away your rights,
That ol’ Patriot Act we didn’t write!
Let’s pretend they’re gonna take our guns away!
Let’s pretend our legislation isn’t pay for play!
Let’s pretend we didn’t help all of those banks steal!
Oh and Obama’s birth certificate, let’s pretend it isn’t real!
That Hollywood crap we’d never support,
Law and Order – Fred Thompson what’s your retort?
Ronald Reagan, Schwarzenegger and Jack Kemp,
I think even Larry, Moe and Curly I’m not so sure about Shemp
Let’s pretend we didn’t put this country in the tank!
Let’s pretend that it is US who you should really thank!
Let’s pretend we love America so dearly,
We’re honest on our taxes sir, we pay them yearly!
Oh let’s pretend that our intentions, the rhetoric at our conventions,
and our philosophy aren’t shrouded in mass deception,
OHHHHH we can’t hear you when Bush is mentioned!
Oh let’s pretend, Cmon! Let’s pretend!
GOP! GOP! GOP!
[jazz hands]
(brought to you by PP – the Pretend Party)
There, I got it out.
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